How old and how beautiful

After I held the door open for him coming into work,
I jokingly said "ladies first" as he walked through the door, to which adam relplied, "don't you mean age before Beauty"........

Cheating in the pub quiz

"Why do you look at Teletext on your phone`

Watch out for Swindon

"Why have England got the hard group? We've got to play Trinidad & Tobago, Paraguay and Swindon"

Better than Ronaldinio

Macki Ds

To Paul: "Where did you get your McDonalds from?"

After me saying that PEACE FROG was a gr8 song....

ADAM - "I really love THE DOORS when they get their little organ out"

On me calling Adam a "CHUMP"

Adam "I'm not a chimp"
Me "No chump, not chimp"
Adam "I'm not a chump, cos I am not a chocolate bar"

(Chomp is the name of the chocolate bar....)

Adam to Faye....

"Didn't your mother tell you, never to eat with your mouth full?"